I sent the following email to Sophia Mas at Stewart-Marchman:
I have called the number for Lakewood Retirement that is on their webpage — (386) 274-1848 — three times now. I called once yesterday afternoon and twice this morning. Every time I call it simply rings and rings and nobody answers and it doesn’t go to an answering service or voice mail or anything.
Do you have an alternate number that I can use to attempt to contact Maria, the woman you said was the administrator there?
David Vincent Gagne
She replied twenty minutes later with the following absurdly verbose message: