I completed the ridiculous Guardian Advocate “test” that I was sent by Stephanie P. at Halifax Hospital.

The test was a single piece of paper with about a dozen questions on it. I was also sent a booklet detailing everything you could ever want to know about being a Guardian Advocate. Scattered throughout the book were yellow Post-It notes indicating which question on the “test” was answered by that section of the booklet. You would seriously have to be one notch below illiterate — or just completely stupid — to not answer every question perfectly.

This whole thing is insulting.

Update: I mailed it back to Halifax via USPS on the morning of February 2nd.